Funny Friday Edition: “Yes, Ma’am!”

“Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that your brothers throughout the world are undergoing the same kind of sufferings. And the God of all grace, who called you to his eternal glory in Christ, after you have suffered a little while will himself restore you and make you strong, firm and steadfast.” – 1 Peter 5-11

 Can I Laugh Now? *Encouraging you to see the humor in life’s embarrassing circumstances.

Funny Friday Edition

Is it improper to act like a gentleman at a gentleman’s club? One of our Laughers found out the hard way!

“YES, MA’AM!”

Laugher:  Rico from Memphis, TN 

Premise:  1st time at a strip club

*Rico was invited by a co-worker to visit a strip club. Since Rico had never been he gladly accepted the offer.

*After having to pay a $10 cover charge and $5 for a bottled water (since he doesn’t drink alcohol) Rico is bummed that he is already out of $15 dollars within the first five minutes of walking through the door.

*Rico starts to loosen up as he walks around the club with his co-worker.

*They soon find seats. Something catches his co-worker’s attention and Rico watches him walk toward the other side of the room leaving him by himself.

*Rico starts to get nervous as the dancers make their way around the room offering lap dances.

*One dancer sits next to Rico and stares intently into his eyes. (Rico says she looked like Rickey Smiley in a G-string.)

*Rico tries to avoid looking into her eyes because that signifies interest in a lap dance. (You learn something new every day).

*The dancer starts asking Rico questions:

Dancer:  Hey, baby, what’s your name?

Rico:  Rico, ma’am. (Rico is EXTREMELY polite when he is nervous.)

Dancer:  What brought you out tonight?

Rico:  My co-workers brought me out because I’m about to get married, ma’am (Lie!).

*Rico continues to answer her questions, ending each response with ma’am.

Dancer: “I’m not a DAMN ma’am!”

Rico: “I’m sorry, ma’am.” (Lmbo!)

*The dancer angrily storms off.

*Rico realizes that the strip club is just no place for a gentleman. Lol.

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Until next time,

Keep Laughing!

-Belle

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