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Wifey

A REAL lady, not your only but your favorite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in every way possible, when she smiles it’s sexy, even when she’s mad at you it’s sexy.

Hubby

May refer to a woman’s partner who has the potential of becoming her future husband.

I get so annoyed when I hear someone refer to their boyfriend/girlfriend as hubby and wifey . When did it become okay to take the title of a marriage mate without actually being married? According to urban dictionary, a hubby or wifey is someone who has the potential of becoming a person’s husband or wife. How many “potentials” have you dated? Most of us have dated at least 2 or 3 in our lifetime. Throughout our lives most of us go through a few relationships before we find the one, if we’re ever so fortunate to find the one. Some of those relationships are going to be serious, having the potential to lead to marriage. So do we give every boyfriend/girlfriend we have the title of hubby or wifey? If we assign this term so freely, what makes it special? What distinguishes the one who could truly potentially be your marriage mate from those other ‘dudes’ or ‘chicks’?

I’m a fan of Kevin Hart but I have a problem with him calling his live in girlfriend his ‘rib’. Kevin recently divorced his ex-wife, Torrie Hart, because he cheated on her. The girl he cheated with…his now live in girlfriend that he refers to as “his rib”.  What the…?! Now of course I do not personally know Kevin Hart, his ex-wife, or “his rib”, but it seems like this girlfriend conveniently came along at the peak of his career.  So how did she earn the title of ‘rib’? Torrie Hart was asked in a recent interview how she felt about the term ‘rib’:

“It’s easy to be someone’s rib when you’re a millionaire. That’s just me being as honest as I can. Me, for instance; you’re working at City Sports and I’m taking you to your shows, you’re driving my car, you’re crashing my car several times, and I’m still there for you, supporting you, went out and got a job for the phone company and still making sure I got your back so you can pursue your dreams. That’s what ribs do!”

I agree with Torrie. You cannot just assign someone a title and expect them to become the title. You have to earn the title of hubby and wifey…husband and wife. Genesis 2: 21 – 24 gives the true definition of a ‘rib’. God removed one of Adam’s ribs and created Eve.  Adam exclaimed, “This one is bone from my bone, and flesh from my flesh! She will be called ‘woman,’ because she was taken from ‘man.'” Verse 24 goes on to say this is why a man leaves his father and mother and is joined to his wife, and the two are united into one.

After Torrie spoke her mind, Kevin’s ‘rib’ had a lot to say. She took to Instagram to post some pics that seemed to be aimed directly towards Kevin’s ex-wife. She also made comments about how classy she is compared to Torrie. How bold of her!!! Classy knows that a married man is OFF LIMITS! You started a relationship with a then married man and you think you have the right to throw shots at his now ex-wife?! It’s funny how women always think that they are better than the last woman in his life. What happened to her can SURELY happen to you. Remember, how you get them is usually how you lose them. I’m sensing that some of you don’t believe fat meat is greasy so let me give you a real life, it happened to ME, scenario.

I started “dating” this guy a few years ago. I put “dating” in quotations because I really do not know what we were doing. I was dating him but I’m sure he wasn’t dating me. Anyway, I met him because he and an old associate of mine were…well…I’m not sure what they were doing, but I do know she liked him first. Well, eventually he pulled away from her and gravitated to me. I was indeed in-love with this guy. Of course we didn’t stay together. And guess how I ultimately lost him? He met and started dating a girl that was dating one of his friends at the time. He married her. See how greasy that fat meat is? How you get them is usually how you lose them.

To Kevin’s girlfriend and all the self-proclaimed side chicks or temporary position holders, remember the position you chose…yes, you chose that position. Kevin’s girlfriend was a side chick that turned into a girlfriend. That means her side chick position is now open. When he promoted her to girlfriend, he posted a sign in the window that reads, “Now Hiring – Temporary Positions Available.” Stop giving out what should be permanent titles or positions to temporary people. And stop accepting these titles from temporary people.

Check out this little funny that was posted on a pic on Kevin’s Hart’s girlfriend’s Instagram

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Kitta, a native of Jackson, TN, is a Laugh Coach, blogger and co-founder of Can I Laugh Now? This Traveling Media Personality is a graduate of the University of Memphis, where she earned her degree in Criminology and Criminal Justice.  Kitta believes in spreading joy, one laugh at a time.

Kitta, a native of Jackson, TN, is a Laugh Coach, blogger and co-founder of Can I Laugh Now? This Traveling Media Personality is a graduate of the University of Memphis, where she earned her degree in Criminology and Criminal Justice. Kitta believes in spreading joy, one laugh at a time.

It’s easy to be somebody’s rib when you’re a millionaire. That’s just me being as honest as I can.

Me, for instance; you’re working at City Sports and I’m taking you to your shows, you’re driving my car, you’re crashing my car several times, and I’m still there for you, supporting you, went out and got a job for the phone company and still making sure I got your back so you can pursue your dreams.
Read more at http://tattletailzz.com/torrei-hart-speaks-truth-about-ex-husband-kevin-hart-calling-his-current-girl-his-rib/#CcHdmMXsvSWPcS7f.99

It’s easy to be somebody’s rib when you’re a millionaire. That’s just me being as honest as I can.

Me, for instance; you’re working at City Sports and I’m taking you to your shows, you’re driving my car, you’re crashing my car several times, and I’m still there for you, supporting you, went out and got a job for the phone company and still making sure I got your back so you can pursue your dreams.
Read more at http://tattletailzz.com/torrei-hart-speaks-truth-about-ex-husband-kevin-hart-calling-his-current-girl-his-rib/#CcHdmMXsvSWPcS7f.99